What a weekend it was for the biking of bicycles!
Whereas I do bask in mid-day rides in the course of the week, on weekends I typically experience early. That is partially on account of my function because the co-curator of a human household, however it’s additionally a behavior that stems from my a few years as an newbie bicycle racer. Again then, the best way it labored was, you’d get up when most of your friends have been going to sleep with a view to make the crack-of-dawn begin of the race at both Central or Prospect Park. By about 8:30am you’d end that, you then and your teammates would both experience over the bridge to the state line or possibly even hop within the automotive and go for a mountain bike experience. This meant that by about lunchtime you’d have about six billion miles in your legs, plus the remainder of the day free to domesticate a “regular” stay together with your associate or partner. While taking bike racing too severely does have its pitfalls (principally the potential to subsume the remaining “regular” portion of your life), I’d argue that coaching you to get began early is of super profit, for as you grow old your non-cycling tasks solely enhance, and the individuals who can’t get began early are the identical ones who see your bike, carry it with out asking, and go on and on about how they used to experience however merely don’t have the time anymore.
However this previous weekend circumstances have been such that, on Sunday, I headed out fairly late–“late” being the time at which regular persons are apparently driving–and what I noticed amazed me. A lot ado is made in regards to the dire state of the bicycle business, and I’ve little doubt it’s dire certainly, but when so it’s actually not for lack of individuals driving bicycles. There have been lots of people out. Rather a lot. Every kind too: roadies, mountain bikers, gravelistas, folks from Brooklyn with luggage throughout their bike who watch manner an excessive amount of Path Much less Pedaled… After all in a couple of weeks when it will get actually chilly most of them will disappear till spring; nonetheless, it recommended to me that the state of biking stays fairly hale, and if the bike business is having issues it’s as a result of they’re consuming the fruit of their manner.
Along with my unfashionably late pavement-oriented experience, on Saturday I additionally did an extended rambling micro-adventure experience astride the Jones:

I understand it will sound like I’m attempting to promote you a Jones bike, however I don’t care. I additionally don’t care whether or not you purchase one or not. What you do or don’t do with your personal cash is your personal enterprise. Nonetheless, I can’t overemphasize how incredible these bikes are, and what a savant Jeff Jones is. I’m additionally going to share this video, though I’m positive I’ve already posted it:
This can be a one that has considered all the pieces. He explains each single element of the bike to you, proper right down to the supplies used to make the seat submit clamp. And what he says in regards to the bike is completely true: it’s a high-performance bike that additionally occurs to be extremely comfy, and it excels at all the pieces apart from street sprints and “Pink Bull Rampage” stuff, as he places it. I’ll additionally point out once more that since 2019 I’ve not needed to change a factor on this bike apart from the chain and the brake pads and doing the tubeless setup as a result of driving 3″ tires with tubes in them is loopy. (I did change the saddle for private choice, although he’s since up to date the saddle, and possibly I might have preferred it sufficient to maintain it.) I nonetheless love the bike is what I’m saying, and so long as Jeff Jones retains making bikes and Rivendell retains making bikes and as many individuals hold driving as I noticed this previous weekend I really feel excellent in regards to the world so far as biking is anxious.
In the meantime, on the opposite finish of the “One Bike For Every little thing” spectrum, there’s this, to which a reader alerted me:
Is there something worse than tech folks (automotive tech peope, no much less) who suppose they’re going to reinvent the bicycle? I’d argue that there isn’t. Additionally, that is the deranged face of somebody who shouldn’t be mountain biking:

[The last thing you see on your morning stroll before waking up in a hospital bed.]
Within the spirit of the Web I’m criticizing this with out even having watched all the video, however I assume the concept is that the bike is modular:

Look how goddamn smug they appear as they pull it aside like a rotisserie hen:

Hey, take a look at that, extra stuff that may sit round in folks’s garages:

Additionally, it’s received all these attachments, however I skipped round and I didn’t see fenders anyplace within the video.
Lastly, in additional e-bike information, one other of my astute readers alerted me to this:

Mainly, they’ve capped the pace of the electrical Citi Bike fleet, and it nearly killed this dwelling Brooklyn stereotype:
After spending many of the summer time away from dwelling, on tour together with his band, Dylan Chenfeld was thrilled to return to New York and slip into his previous routines.
However his first time again on an electrical Citi Bike — his beloved “White Stallion,” as he calls it — he realized one thing was amiss.
Pedaling into an intersection, he presumed the bike’s motor would propel him safely by means of the crossing site visitors. However the increase by no means got here, and earlier than he knew it, he was skittering a couple of ft from the hood of a automotive.
“I used to be like, ‘Am I dangerous at this now?’ ” stated Mr. Chenfeld, 31, the frontman for Rebounder, a pop rock band.
The shut name, it turned out, was not fully Mr. Chenfeld’s fault.
If you happen to’ve watched sufficient e-Citi Bike riders, it’s clear what occurred right here. Mainly, they’re always launching themselves by means of pink lights and crowded crosswalks and busy intersections, however with out the additional increase they’re studying what the remainder of us already know, which is that you simply don’t launch your self by means of pink lights and crowded crosswalks or you’ll be able to die, which is why everybody else hates you they usually’re capping the speeds of the goddamn e-Citi Bikes.
Additionally, I’m sorry to say I solely made it about 43 seconds into his band Rebounder’s “Rely Me Into Love:”
The bikes must decelerate, however I believe his band may have to hurry it up somewhat bit.
And e-Citi riders don’t solely miss the pace. Additionally they miss the “texture of the street vibrating up their arms” (and maybe different unmentionable physique components):
This particular component of Citi Bike expertise — e-biking over a bridge, ideally at night time — has developed its personal ardent following. Liberated for essentially the most a part of any bodily exertion, e-bikers can as an alternative give attention to the feel of the street vibrating up their arms, the wind streaking throughout their cheeks, the pace heightening their consciousness.
Clearly Citi Bike wants to interact Jan Heine to curate a line of supple tires particularly for New York Metropolis’s bike share system. That might additionally assist take the sting out of the latest value enhance:
Lyft raised costs for e-bike leases twice in 2024 and once more in January. For the time being, members of this system pay $219.99 a 12 months and 25 cents per minute to make use of the electrical bikes. Nonmembers pay $4.99 to start out a experience and 38 cents per minute thereafter.
“And if you happen to’re reducing the pace, you’ve successfully elevated the worth once more,” Mr. Harris stated. “It’s a per-minute factor. So that basically pissed me off.”
LOL, Citi Bike is throttling their information! Hey, if you happen to love batteries and motors on bikes, don’t complain after they use them to determine new and thrilling methods to cost you more cash. I for one look ahead to locked digital shifters that solely work on sure service networks till you pay them off, similar to the brand new iPhone.




























