Additional to Monday’s submit, I’ve since undertaken a correct experience on the Homer full with misshapen chainrings:
The lumpy rings in query are a 44-tooth Biopace outer ring and a 38-tooth Cycloid inside ring:

The innermost “grandparent ring” stays spherical.
Earlier than going any additional, I want to tackle the next remark:
So peak of the entrance derailleur apart, I used to be distracted by what appears to be proof of chain lube (i.e. oil based mostly chain lubricant broadly used within the distant previous, however now identified to destroy your drivetrain, as famous within the “scriptures”) in your newly-installed biopace chainring. Ehem, not waxing your chains (immersive scorching soften waxing that’s)?My biking life is split into the pre-waxing and post-waxing eras. Simply sayin’.
The first purpose I don’t wax my chain is that I’m lazy. I imply I’m certain waxing is nice, however I simply can’t cope with yet one more factor to do to a motorbike earlier than I can experience it. If I can barely muster up the vitality to arrange a field of mac and cheese, do you actually factor I’m going to work boiling a series into my schedule?

No, my chain set up and upkeep course of is as follows:
Set up new chain straight out of package deal
If chain begins squeaking apply lube*
Repeat as mandatory
*[Dumonde of course.]
This works simply effective for me.
Extra importantly, there isn’t any purpose on this case for me to protect my drivetrain. Not solely do I’ve sufficient rectangular chainrings to final the remainder of my life…

…however I can guarantee you it’s humanity’s greatest curiosity that I put on all of them out and render them unusable lest they fall into the fingers of the ignorant and unprepared. See, after I first acquired all these chainrings, I joked concerning the risks of blending Biopace and Cycloid. Nicely, I by no means would have imagined it, however because it seems that is completely true! Actually, the synergistic impact of Biopace/Cycloid combo on the Homer was maybe one of the vital potently disconcerting sensations I’ve ever skilled whereas a bicycle.
It began out innocently sufficient as I pedaled alongside within the large ring. Whereas I definitely wouldn’t say the world wanted Biopace, I’ve by no means actually minded it. Actually if something I’ve at all times type of preferred it (notably for big-ring driving, which is what I used to be doing), although I don’t understand how a lot of that’s because of the the precise attributes of Biopace versus my very own tendency to embrace issues different folks don’t like out of sheer bloodymindedness. However both approach, whilst you definitely discover the distinction between a Biopace chainring and a standard one, I wouldn’t say it’s notably jarring. Sure, it’s noticeable sufficient to be annoying if you happen to don’t prefer it, but it surely’s not the kind of factor the place you begin pedaling and instantly exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here!?!”
However shifting into the Cycloid ring completely made me exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here?” Throughout my temporary preliminary check experience the feeling was of simply of a kind of a bit of energy surge at a sure level within the pedal stroke, however out on the open street I might examine it to any one of many following
The slipping you’re feeling whenever you pedal a motorbike with a threaded cog or freewheel that hasn’t been totally tightened, solely it’s taking place on each pedal stroke
The utter weirdness you expertise after an hour or two of ice skating whenever you first put your sneakers again on and begin strolling, solely in contrast to your sneakers the weirdness doesn’t go away after you are taking just a few steps
Strolling throughout the ground of a bouncy fortress
A very potent hallucinogen kicking in
Mainly the rectangular form produces kind of a throbbing as you pedal, and it appears like your cranks are telescoping and retracting or one thing, however in fact they’re not and so your mind doesn’t know how you can course of the feeling–like, it was sufficient to make me a bit of queasy.

The one time it went away was on climbs, when the throbbing part of the stroke was well-timed for whenever you apply essentially the most energy to the pedals, and so the bizarre pulsing feeling went away and if something it felt just like the chainring was type of serving to, although that would simply have been my creativeness.
Then I’d shift again to the Biopace ring, which is formed fully in a different way, so general the experience was like working forwards and backwards between a wood flooring and a marble flooring in your sweatsocks.
At this level you’re in all probability anticipating me to say I eliminated the chainrings as quickly as I acquired residence, however I’m an intrepid psychedelic explorer who doesn’t concern the inside recesses of my very own thoughts, so I’m going to keep it up and see the place this journey takes me.

You actually can’t go fallacious with spherical chainrings although.