Do you ever end up questioning whether or not you should purchase a gravel bike or a highway bike?
If that’s the case, it’s because the bicycle business and media have perpetuated the concept “highway” and “gravel” are one way or the other two various things that warrant two utterly totally different bicycles, form of like how Subway® discovered they may simply put the contents of a sandwich in a bowl and promote it as a completely totally different menu merchandise.
See, today there’s a serious backlash towards bread, identical to there’s a backlash towards bikes with minimal tire clearance, so if you concentrate on it the protein bowl is principally the gravel bike of ready lunches:
[I asked the AI to generate an image based on the phrase “Keto Is The New Gravel” and this is what I got. Delicious!]
And let’s not overlook that this present fixation with bowls comes after everybody had lengthy been providing wraps, the unique alt lunch:
That is like within the days earlier than gravel when all of the bike firms began making an enormous deal about providing highway bikes with barely taller headtubes:
So on this sense the wrap was the endurance highway bike of sandwiches.
Happily should you’re on the lookout for a “do-it-all” bike within the archetypal highway bike silhouette that’s fairly sporting and but additionally imbued with all of the consolation and flexibility the spoiled trendy bike client calls for, you don’t must go to a sequence restaurant and order by quantity, you may simply get one in all these:
Which I point out as a result of I occurred to note the next within the newest Rivendell publication:
As all the time, I’ll stress that Rivendell didn’t ask me to share this info. In actual fact, they by no means ask me to share something, apart from my current story in regards to the new derailleur, which they did provide me the chance to cowl, and which I proceeded to botch. No, I point out it solely as a result of I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BICYCLE so I wished to let you already know that should you’re all in favour of proudly owning one too now’s your likelihood. You’ll not remorse it, except you do.
Talking of drop bars and the social assemble that’s bikes becoming neatly into extremely particular classes, apparently folks had been upset about riders utilizing mountain bikes with drop bars at Leadville or one thing:
Is that this true, had been folks actually offended by this? If that’s the case, we will safely assume that they had been mountain bikers, who we’ve firmly established are absolutely the worst. The worst, Jerry:
As for Leadville, I suppose it’s now simply one other product of Life Time Group Holdings, Inc. [LTH -1895%], however I’ll all the time consider it as that race Fats Bicycle owner was obsessive about:
And that Lance Armstrong determined to win in 2009 as a result of he was dissatisfied together with his Tour de France end result:
As for whether or not The Life Time Grand Prix℠ is the Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [CMG +29998%] of motorcycle race sequence, I can’t say for certain, however I actually wouldn’t rule it out.
