Whereas I could grumble about it, I very very similar to the place I reside. I’m inside straightforward using distance of town line and a number of roads and trails which are extremely conducive to biking enjoyment. On the similar time, I even have glorious proximity to the New York Metropolis transit system, with a subway station mere steps away.
The subway line is elevated up right here, and I usually attempt to keep away from using below it. One motive is that, in the summertime particularly, liquid is prone to fall on you–I inform myself it’s condensation from the practice’s air con system, but it surely’s simply as possible that it’s somebody urinating in between automobiles. Additionally, the visitors beneath any elevated practice line in New York Metropolis is an entire and utter shitshow, and morons working into the construction is a near-daily prevalence:
One of many first belongings you discover whenever you trip loads in New York Metropolis is that absolutely the worst drivers usually have a single Pennsylvania license plate on their automobiles, usually crumple a bit to mess with the pace and toll cameras:
I’m unsure why Pennsylvania precisely, however I assume it should be very easy to register your automotive fraudulently there–and it’s secure to imagine most of them are fraudulent, as whenever you look them up you’ll usually discover years’ price of violations right here in New York:
I imply positive, they might commute backwards and forwards or no matter, however just about each third automotive right here has a Pennsylvania plate, and the opposite two simply have bullshit short-term ones made from paper:
That’s truly a reasonably benign record of violations, although as all the time I’ll remind you that these are simply digital camera violations and parking tickets, and that any kind of transferring violation issued by a regulation enforcement officer wouldn’t be listed right here.
Right here’s one other glorious Pennsylvania driver I noticed while driving on the Main Deegan:
Sure, I notice the irony of taking a photograph of a wrecked automotive whereas driving, which isn’t solely unlawful however extremely irresponsible. Nonetheless, that is the Main Deegan, which hardly strikes, and I can guarantee you I used to be stopped once I snapped these:
This one solely had two violations:
Although they have been each for dashing:
As for why I used to be driving, eagle-eyed readers might have seen one thing on the rear of THE CAR THAT I OWN:
As I discussed on Monday, I’ve turn into the custodian of a really giant cache of extraordinarily nice bicycles and gear, which regardless of what chances are you’ll assume is probably extra of a curse than it’s a blessing:
So what’s so dangerous about it? Nicely, clearly the circumstances are lamentable, however in addition to that’s the reality each my time and my area are fairly restricted, I can’t maintain all the things the place it’s now in Queens, and it’s very troublesome for me to soak up all of these items with a purpose to re-home it:
I’ve slowly begun itemizing objects on the market right here and there, and any proceeds will in the end profit a motorcycle group or two, however within the meantime I’ll probably must schlep stuff most if not all of these items up this fashion and put it in storage or one thing, and within the picture above I’ve received a pair bikes on the hitch rack, a pair extra on the roof rack, and a few wheels within the cabin with me.
Now, I don’t imply to show this weblog into “Property Sale New York Metropolis,” however I consider I did warn you that you just’d be listening to about all of this gear as I reckon with it. Sorry, there’s no means round it. And when you’re questioning what sort of stuff we’re speaking about right here…I don’t even know the place to start, however why not right here?
Individuals make an enormous fuss about headbadges, however generally a decal is simply nearly as good, if not higher:
And sure, after all there’s paperwork;
In these days, mountain bikers have been preoccupied with each legendary beasts and nuclear destruction:
This isn’t to say all the things I’m coping with right here is classic–not by a protracted shot:
That’s a Kona Raijin by Lynskey, dimension 19 I’m pretty sure:
With hand-built wheels, after all:
That is only a glimpse of the mountain bikes and frames. There are extra. Then there are the highway bikes, and the cylcocross bikes, and the elements…
If you happen to’re round 6′ and have any curiosity in any way in something you’ve seen up to now, do NOT really feel bizarre or uncomfortable about reaching out, you’d be doing me a favor (not only a favor, however a mitzvah), particularly when you’re in New York.
Finally these are bikes, and so they must be ridden.
