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NICK KRALL: [Posts Frankie Montas press release]
A.J. PRELLER: Yeah man we noticed
KRALL: Simply ensuring
KRALL: Nobody mentioned something..
PRELLER: What’s everyone as much as
MIKE ELIAS: [Posts link to story on winning Executive of the Year]
DAVE DOMBROWSKI: [yawning cat .gif]
ANDREW FRIEDMAN: [picture of himself with Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamato building gingerbread house]
FRIEDMAN: That was an actual good attempt on Yamamoto Dave
FRIEDMAN: Too unhealthy you needed to go after us
DOMBROWSKI: Good strikes sending the complete center of your batting order to badger him. And that Kobe shit was bizarre af
FRIEDMAN: [Shrugging emoji]
DOMBROWSKI: Freeman shoulder-checked Middleton as he handed us getting into. Despatched him flying right into a potted plant. Grime in every single place
FRIEDMAN: lol
JED HOYER: Simply pulled as much as Nightengale’s home with a field of Uncrustables to throw. I can see him by the window.
PRELLER: What
KRALL: Jed don’t!
KRALL: He’s simply making an attempt to have a pleasant vacation!
HOYER: Vacation’s over bitch.
HOYER: How’s this for a “stern change.”
KRALL: However he was proper, you didn’t GET Ohtani!
HOYER: YOU don’t get it Krall. That is about respect.
PRELLER: You might be 50 years outdated dude
HOYER: You sound like my son
CASHMAN: Go to Sherman’s home subsequent
CASHMAN: My youngsters requested me what my Christmas want was this 12 months and I mentioned “to stay a pen in Joel Sherman’s eye”
FRIEDMAN: That jogs my memory did we ever discover out who gave everyone diarrhea
CASHMAN: That was all of your fault for consuming a lunch buffet in *scottsdale*
CASHMAN: Additionally if any individual asks me about these Metropolis Join jerseys yet one more time I’m giving Decide his outright launch. I don’t give af anymore
CASHMAN: Now I’ve acquired to have this woman from the MLB Flagship Retailer secretly killed.. Waste of my gd time
CASHMAN: Siri delete crimes
CASHMAN: Siri delete jokes
CASHMAN: Siri delete crimes that I meant as jokes
DAVID STEARNS: Money do you might have a starter I can have? Like a man you possibly can simply placed on the 4 prepare.
STEARNS: Simply drank three glasses of wine and determined I can’t begin a man named “Butt-o.”
FRIEDMAN: These jersey gross sales tho
STEARNS: Don’t discuss to me about jersey gross sales Friedman.
STEARNS: You’ve acquired the one jerseys individuals wish to purchase.
FRIEDMAN: Who, these guys? [posts gingerbread picture again]
STEARNS: gdi
FRIEDMAN: Is Cohen therapeutic but from this low season’s humiliations
STEARNS: Oh man
STEARNS: THAT man
KRALL: He appears effective?
STEARNS: After Ohtani’s agent by no means referred to as, he hurled that head sculpture manufactured from frozen blood on the wall.
STEARNS: And when Yamamato turned us down he performed Baldur’s Gate 3 for 96 hours straight.
PRELLER: That dude is hard to nail down
STEARNS: No shit
PRELLER: I mentioned hello to him on the GM Conferences however he mentioned he was simply there to marketing campaign for Andrew Yang.
STEARNS: Uh oh
STEARNS: Marketing campaign for what?
PRELLER: ?????
ELIAS: You guys ought to see Angelos attempt to open a snack
ELIAS: He tries to play it off like he’s not utilizing each ounce of energy and nonetheless failing
ELIAS: Then he palms it to an assistant, tears in his eyes
PRELLER: Mike, why’d they make the Oriole Chook go to that ceremony in regards to the lease
ELIAS: That was me dude
ELIAS: I made the error of getting a gathering with Angelos after he’d simply seen the Bloomberg story on David Rubenstein
ELIAS: He was like “YOU HAVE TO BE THE BIRD NOW”
ELIAS: Had no concept wtf he was speaking about
ALEX ANTHOPOULOS: [Press release on Chris Sale trade]
PRELLER: Uh okay dude
BEN CHERINGTON: wtf
CHERINGTON: I assumed we mentioned no spending this 12 months
FRIEDMAN: YOU mentioned that.
PRELLER: You at all times say that
CHERINGTON: Uh, McCutchen a lot?? Yeah thanks
FRIEDMAN: …
CHERINGTON: Folks love him.
PRELLER: …
CHERINGTON: Shut up
KRALL: …
FRIEDMAN: Cease making an attempt to be like us Krall
KRALL: What do you imply
KRALL: We’re all only a bunch of dick-swinging execs, making offers and consuming steaks
FRIEDMAN: jfc
PRELLER: Don’t do that
KRALL: ???
KRALL: [Posts Frankie Montas press release]
KRALL: [Press release gets thumbs-down’d repeatedly]
HOYER: Holy shit Nightengale owns a gun
HOYER: An enormous one
PRELLER: Clearly AA isn’t going to speak about it however how did this Sale commerce occur, Breslow?
CRAIG BRESLOW: I can’t actually bear in mind
BRESLOW: I really feel like Anthopoulos introduced up Vaughn Grissom on the buffet line in Scottsdale after which every little thing simply went black
BRESLOW: However after I got here out of it, Grissom simply stored popping into my head. And the second I’d take into consideration calling Anthopoulos, he’d be calling me to speak figures.
KRALL: I’ve heard that’s what buying and selling with him is like
JERRY DIPOTO: It completely is
FRIEDMAN: Jerry we’ve all gotten sufficient voicemails from you with simply heavy respiration to know you get a little bit excited to make any form of deal
DIPOTO: I informed you! I simply roll over on my telephone whereas I’m sleeping
FRIEDMAN: Is that the way you shed all that payroll too
DIPOTO: It’s referred to as being aggressive
DIPOTO: And likewise prudent
HOYER: He’s an excellent shot too. Simply blew the pinnacle off a flamingo statue.
HOYER: I’m texting whereas blasting by pink lights
HOYER: Are you guys getting these
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